While Brian Wecht is just a simple theoretical physicist turned musician, his alter ego Ninja Brian is far more interesting.
After a life of murder and mayhem, Ninja Brian met the illustrious Danny Sexbang, and the two formed the band Ninja Sex Party.
Ninja Brian filled the role of the straight-laced pragmatic, to Danny’s hopeless romantic.
This clashing of personalities often led to comedic disagreements, in classic sitcom fashion.
While exceptional by himself, Ninja Brian quickly took the role of sidekick to Danny, due to Danny’s clear superiority.
NSP may be the greatest thing to ever grace the surface of this planet, but they know that even they could improve.
If you ever worry about how your life is going, think of Brian and rejoice.
For at least he has not killed you, yet.
To finish up, in the spirit of Ninja Brian: