4 Animated NSP Songs

3 Animated NSP Songs

Sometimes, a normal live-action music video cannot do justice to a Ninja Sex Party song.

Thank god for animation!

 

Samurai Abstinence Patrol

Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian meet their nemeses, Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry.

This was animated by Brandon Turner.

 

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

NSP has to save the world, as soon as they can get around to it.

This was animated by Rug Burn.

 

Everybody Shut Up

Danny has an erection..

It was animated by Gregzilla.

 

Peppermint Creams

This is the only unofficial video I have included here, but the animation was so imaginative that it earned it.

It was animated by Shoocharu.

 

NSP’s Ultimate Sandwich Recipe

ninja sex party ultimate sandwich recipe

This summer I have made a fair amount of posts featuring ‘Ninja Sex Party’ songs in anticipation of their new album ‘Cool Patrol’, so I decided that this months geeky recipe might just aswell be NSP themed.

 

This sandwich recipe is based on the explicit lyrics of the early NSP song ‘The Ultimate Sandwich’.

I have wanted to make a recipe based on this song for quite some time now, and now I finally feel like I’m ready.

So please, step into my demonic kitchen of pain…and feast your eyes!

 

The Recipe

ninja sex party ultimate sandwich recipe lineup

I did admittedly have to scale everything down, so if you want the authentic Ultimate Sandwich experience you’ll have to scale it back up again.

 

1. Cut two big slices of “wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains“. I went with a muesli bread, as the sweetness of the dried fruit matched well with all the meat in the sandwich.

2. Place one bread slice on a plate and cover it in salad and sun-dried tomatoes. Salad was never mentioned in the song, so this may be a bit sacrilegious, but salad on sandwiches is a must for me.

3. Pour over “an explosion” of clams.

4. Add “a dickload” of “weapons-grade ham“.

5. Place slices of “a shit-ton of chicken” on top of the ham. Chicken breast needs to be cooked in the oven on 200 degrees celsius (400 degrees farenheit) for about 15-20 minutes, depending on the size.

6. Add some cherry tomato slices. Also sacrilegious.

7. Add some slices of baked yams. The slices need to be baked in the oven until they start softening up, for about 20-25 minutes at 200°C/400°F.

8. I did not even try to find panther here in Norway (and I also like cats too much), but after some research I learned that pork loin apparently tastes a lot like panther. Pork loin needs to cook in the oven at 175°C/350°F for about one hour with a thermometer inserted into the center, until the internal temperature of the meat is 63°C/145°F. Slice that up, and add it to the sandwich.

9. I also had to find a replacement for bear, and since bear meat is supposedly very gamey, I figured moose meat would work. Cook the meat in the oven at 125°C/260°F until the thermometer for the internal temperature of the meat reads 65°C/150°F.

10. Duck breast was much easier to get a hold of. Cook the breast according to the specifications in my McDuck Breast recipe, slice it up, and add it to the pile.

11. Place some fried bacon on top of the duck meat, along with a handful of walnuts. While you fry the bacon in a pan, add the nuts in at the last minute, so that the bacon greases the nuts.

12. Top it all of with man’s hottest peppers, before placing the second slice of bread on the tippy-top.

13. Serve with “a bucket” of ranch dressing on the side.

ninja sex party ultimate sandwich recipe

14. …then slide in a sausage.

ninja sex party ultimate sandwich recipe

 

This bad-boy weighted in at just under one kilogram, or two pounds!

And you won’t belive this, but it was actually really good!

 

5 MSFW NSP Songs

5 MSFW NSP Songs

A lot of the songs by Ninja Sex Party are quite raunchy, but here are five mostly safe for work ‘Ninja Sex Party’ songs.

 

Dinosaur Laser Fight

Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian teaches a classroom full of kids the science of dinosaurs, and how they battled robots with lasers.

The animated bits were made by Arin Hanson, aka Egoraptor.

 

Attitude City

Danny is rock as fuck, just ask his mom!

The animated bits were made by Gregzilla, and the tagging on the wall were various bits of NSP fan-art.

 

Let’s Get This Terrible Party Started

A party anthem works wonders for getting party attendees psyched!

But there needs to be an actually good party underneath it all, or the whole thing just seems silly.

For the record, I think a ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ party would actually be pretty cool.

 

Dragon Slayer

Danny tries to win over a woman, by bragging about how he defeated a mythical beast.

 

Eating Food In The Shower

Here is a good lifehack for saving time in the mornings.

Just don’t slip on the bacon!