Years ago, I was enjoying my regular stroll though my local shopping-mall, when I suddenly saw it.
A Winnie-the-Pooh kiddie ride!
I had never seen it there before.
As I approached it, an omonous feeling crept up my spin. The air was filled with the otherworldly scent of rotten honey, and as we all know, honey doesn’t spoil.
Naturally, I jumped on!
I enjoyed a few moments of unaware bliss before it happened.
It seemed like a rift in the fabric of reality had opened, as the plastic ‘willy, nilly silly old bear’ was transformed into a living monstrous beast that was trying to kill me!
I just barely avoided getting mauled, as I backed away from the bear’s swinging claws, and smacked my back on the floor.
When I looked up, the bear was gone, and Winnie was back.
But I did notice a smudge of something red around his mouth, something I had not seen from the side that I approached from.
I got out of there in a hurry, but returned once I had calmed myself.
The kiddie ride was gone.
I have never seen it since, and I hope no-one else have either..
Thanks to Rekuna on the photoshopbattles subreddit for photoshopping the picture.