The fourth Ninja Sex Party album (sixth with their cover albums) released last friday.
After listening to it on repeat well over ten times, I have a few thoughts I’d like to share.
Sometimes, a normal live-action music video cannot do justice to a Ninja Sex Party song.
Thank god for animation!
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian meet their nemeses, Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry.
A lot of the songs by Ninja Sex Party are quite raunchy, but here are five mostly safe for work ‘Ninja Sex Party’ songs.
Dinosaur Laser Fight
Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian teaches a classroom full of kids the science of dinosaurs, and how they battled robots with lasers.
The animated bits were made by Arin Hanson, aka Egoraptor.
Danny is rock as fuck, just ask his mom!
The animated bits were made by Gregzilla, and the tagging on the wall were various bits of NSP fan-art.
Let’s Get This Terrible Party Started
A party anthem works wonders for getting party attendees psyched!
But there needs to be an actually good party underneath it all, or the whole thing just seems silly.
For the record, I think a ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ party would actually be pretty cool.
Danny tries to win over a woman, by bragging about how he defeated a mythical beast.
Eating Food In The Shower
The comedy band Ninja Sex Party are juvenile as a rule, but these five songs are some of their most explicit.
You Can Do Us
NSP rocks up at the Annual Women’s Appreciation Buffet, where they attempt to inspire the attendees to achieve their goals.
To have sex with them.
Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
Danny Sexbang boasts about his sexual prowess.
It is all very impressive.
Why I Cry
Do you like sensitive men?
Danny Sexbang is the most sensitive man in the gosh darn world!
Danny almost falls in love, but instead travels across the world to bone everything in sight.
Orgy For One
No one showed up for Danny’s orgy, but that ain’t gonna stop him!
Ninja Brian is also hanging around in these videos.
But pay him no mind, and maybe he will let us live.
I tried my best to contain my NSP fanaticism to my Music Monday posts, but then Ninja Sex Party went ahead and launched the amazing new song ‘Danny Don’t You Know’, and I just can’t help but write about it today.
While Brian Wecht is just a simple theoretical physicist turned musician, his alter ego Ninja Brian is far more interesting.
After a life of murder and mayhem, Ninja Brian met the illustrious Danny Sexbang, and the two formed the band Ninja Sex Party.
Brian filled the role of the straight-laced pragmatic, to Danny’s hopeless romantic.
This clashing of personalities often led to comedic disagreements, in classic sitcom fashion.
While exceptional by himself, Brian quickly took the role of sidekick to Danny, due to Danny’s clear superiority.
NSP may be the greatest thing to ever grace the surface of this planet, but they know that even they could improve.
If you ever worry about how your life is going, think of Brian and rejoice.
For at least he has not killed you, yet.
To finish up, in the spirit of Ninja Brian: