Sometimes, a normal live-action music video cannot do justice to a Ninja Sex Party song.
Thank god for animation!
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian meet their nemeses, Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry.
This was animated by Brandon Turner.
Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma
NSP has to save the world, as soon as they can get around to it.
This was animated by Rug Burn.
Everybody Shut Up
Danny has an erection..
It was animated by Gregzilla.
This is the only unofficial video I have included here, but the animation was so imaginative that it earned it.
It was animated by Shoocharu.
The comedy band Ninja Sex Party are juvenile as a rule, but these five songs are some of their most explicit.
You Can Do Us
NSP rocks up at the Annual Women’s Appreciation Buffet, where they attempt to inspire the attendees to achieve their goals.
To have sex with them.
Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
Danny Sexbang boasts about his sexual prowess.
It is all very impressive.
Why I Cry
Do you like sensitive men?
Danny Sexbang is the most sensitive man in the gosh darn world!
Danny almost falls in love, but instead travels across the world to bone everything in sight.
Orgy For One
No one showed up for Danny’s orgy, but that ain’t gonna stop him!
Ninja Brian is also hanging around in these videos.
But pay him no mind, and maybe he will let us live.
While Brian Wecht is just a simple theoretical physicist turned musician, his alter ego Ninja Brian is far more interesting.
After a life of murder and mayhem, Ninja Brian met the illustrious Danny Sexbang, and the two formed the band Ninja Sex Party.
Ninja Brian filled the role of the straight-laced pragmatic, to Danny’s hopeless romantic.
This clashing of personalities often led to comedic disagreements, in classic sitcom fashion.
While exceptional by himself, Ninja Brian quickly took the role of sidekick to Danny, due to Danny’s clear superiority.
NSP may be the greatest thing to ever grace the surface of this planet, but they know that even they could improve.
If you ever worry about how your life is going, think of Brian and rejoice.
For at least he has not killed you, yet.
To finish up, in the spirit of Ninja Brian: