We all know that marketing firms have been in the pocket of Big Dragon for decades.
But what you may not know, is how marketers utilize their skills in service of the dragons.
But fear not, I am here to fill you in!
5. Fire
As anyone who works in media will tell you: Fire catches the eye!
4. Bright Colors
Dragons come in many different colors, from the classic red, to blue, to golden.
Their fabulous!
3. Variety
It is not only color that differs from dragon to dragon, but also abilities, form, and allegiance.
We are all used to the evil two-winged red fire-dragon, but some may prefer the good four-winged blue ice-dragon, or the morally ambivalent no-winged white time-dragon.
2. Search Engine Optimization
The dragon marketing department have done a lot of work to get dragon SEO up to snuff.
As a result, searching for “dragons” on any major search engine will result in you finding impressive facts and pictures of dragons.
1. Force
Don’t like dragons?
Then dragons don’t like you.
And you don’t want that!
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Jokes on them, I was already addicted to dragons!
Yeah, they are just wasting their gold!