This is a list of last minute gift ideas for you who have forgotten to pick up a present for one of your cyborg friends.
Because we all know what a bad idea it would be to show up to them empty handed, don’t we?
5. A Jumbo Pack of Atomic Batteries
You can pick this up at a gas station on your way to the party, and the receiver of this present is sure to get a kick out of these scrumptious little goodies!
4. Pledge Yourself to The Cybernetics
Total submission can go a long way, and you won’t have to pay a penny!
It will however cost you a few body parts, but you get those replaced.
3. A Gift Card
You can’t go wrong with a gift card. Whether it is for a mechanic checkup, weapons depot, bakery, or any other retail business that are often used by cyborgs.
2. Crude Rubbing Oil
For those sensual cyborgs 😉
And here comes the best one…
1. Ten Pounds of Human Skin
Most cyborgs just want to fit in, and this gift will help them do just that.
Whether it is synthetic skin or the homegrown alternative, this gift is sure to be a success.
After all, you can never have too much skin!
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