Here are ten of my favorite songs from Disney animated movies.
Enjoy 🙂
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I have been playing around with a clickbait title generator lately, and I wanted to share some of the funniest results with you.
I even wrote a joke-article based on one of them, and I welcome anyone to try to write something for one of the other headlines:
5 Ways Marketers are Making You Addicted to Dragons
The Rise of Wizards and How to Make It Stop
The Future of Goblins in 2019
Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to The Elder Gods
7 Things Kim Kardashian Has in Common With Liches
What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Elves
Elemental Swords 101: The Essential Guide
3 Orcs Die Every Minute You Don’t Read This Article
If anyone writes an article to go with any of these headlines, let me know, so that I can link to it above.
Or if you can come up with other funny fantasy clickbait titles, I’d love to read them!
We all know that marketing firms have been in the pocket of Big Dragon for decades.
But what you may not know, is how they utilize their skills in service of them.
But fear not, I am here to fill you in!
As anyone who works in media will tell you: Fire catches the eye!
Dragons come in many different colors, from the classic red, to blue, to golden.
Their fabulous!
But it is not only color that differs from dragon to dragon, but also abilities, form, and allegiance.
We are all used to the evil two-winged red fire-dragon, but some may prefer the good four-winged blue ice-dragon, or the morally ambivalent no-winged white time-dragon.
The dragon marketing department have done a lot of work to get dragon SEO up to snuff.
As a result, searching for “dragons” on any major search engine will result in you finding impressive facts and pictures of dragons.
Don’t like dragons?
Then dragons don’t like you.
And you don’t want that!