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‘Cool Partrol’ is cool y’all!

The fourth Ninja Sex Party album (sixth with their cover albums) released last friday. After listening to it on repeat well over ten times, I have a few thoughts I’d like to share.   1. Intro (Cool) I figured that the best way to go about this is to just go through the whole track-list,... Continue Reading →

4 Animated NSP Songs

Sometimes, a normal live-action music video cannot do justice to a Ninja Sex Party song. Thank god for animation!   Samurai Abstinence Patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWXIZk2kTKQ Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian meet their nemeses, Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry. This was animated by Brandon Turner.   Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIRG8qELuXk NSP has to save the world, as... Continue Reading →

NSP’s Ultimate Sandwich Recipe

This summer I have made a fair amount of posts featuring ‘Ninja Sex Party’ songs in anticipation of their new album 'Cool Patrol', so I decided that this months geeky recipe might just aswell be NSP themed.   This sandwich recipe is based on the explicit lyrics of the early NSP song 'The Ultimate Sandwich'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcaRdNQPznc I... Continue Reading →

5 MSFW NSP Songs

A lot of the songs by Ninja Sex Party are quite raunchy, but here are five mostly safe for work 'Ninja Sex Party' songs.   Dinosaur Laser Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmBALxDkRY Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian teaches a classroom full of kids the science of dinosaurs, and how they battled robots with lasers. The animated bits were... Continue Reading →

Top 5 Songs from ‘MoS: Level 4’

Back in February, I shared my favorite song from each ‘Miracle of Sound’ album. This proved to be very difficult, as there are so many great songs there! So I have decided to make a Top 10 or Top 5 list for each album, depending on how big the album is to begin with. Let's get... Continue Reading →

5 Raunchy NSP Songs

The comedy band Ninja Sex Party are juvenile as a rule, but these five songs are some of their most explicit. Prudes beware!   You Can Do Us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIwn5jvQyU NSP rocks up at the Annual Women's Appreciation Buffet, where they attempt to inspire the attendees to achieve their goals. To have sex with them.   Three Minutes... Continue Reading →

Top 5 Songs from ‘MoS: Level 3’

Back in February, I shared my favorite song from each ‘Miracle of Sound’ album. This proved to be very difficult, as there are so many great songs there! So I have decided to make a Top 10 or Top 5 list for each album, depending on how big the album is to begin with.   5.... Continue Reading →

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