This summer I have made a fair amount of posts featuring ‘Ninja Sex Party’ songs in anticipation of their new album ‘Cool Patrol’, so I decided that this months geeky recipe might just aswell be NSP themed.
NSP’s Ultimate Sandwich Recipe
5 MSFW NSP Songs
A lot of the songs by Ninja Sex Party are quite raunchy, but here are five mostly safe for work ‘Ninja Sex Party’ songs.
Dinosaur Laser Fight
Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian teaches a classroom full of kids the science of dinosaurs, and how they battled robots with lasers.
The animated bits were made by Arin Hanson, aka Egoraptor.
Attitude City
Danny is rock as fuck, just ask his mom!
The animated bits were made by Gregzilla, and the tagging on the wall were various bits of NSP fan-art.
Let’s Get This Terrible Party Started
A party anthem works wonders for getting party attendees psyched!
But there needs to be an actually good party underneath it all, or the whole thing just seems silly.
For the record, I think a ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ party would actually be pretty cool.
Dragon Slayer
Danny tries to win over a woman, by bragging about how he defeated a mythical beast.
Eating Food In The Shower
5 Raunchy NSP Songs
The comedy band Ninja Sex Party are juvenile as a rule, but these five songs are some of their most explicit.
Prudes beware!
You Can Do Us
NSP rocks up at the Annual Women’s Appreciation Buffet, where they attempt to inspire the attendees to achieve their goals.
To have sex with them.
Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
Danny Sexbang boasts about his sexual prowess.
It is all very impressive.
Why I Cry
Do you like sensitive men?
Danny Sexbang is the most sensitive man in the gosh darn world!
Road Trip
Danny almost falls in love, but instead travels across the world to bone everything in sight.
Orgy For One
No one showed up for Danny’s orgy, but that ain’t gonna stop him!
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Ninja Brian is also hanging around in these videos.
But pay him no mind, and maybe he will let us live.
The Saga of Ninja Brian
While Brian Wecht is just a simple theoretical physicist turned musician, his alter ego Ninja Brian is far more interesting.
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After a life of murder and mayhem, Ninja Brian met the illustrious Danny Sexbang, and the two formed the band Ninja Sex Party.
Brian filled the role of the straight-laced pragmatic, to Danny’s hopeless romantic.
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This clashing of personalities often led to comedic disagreements, in classic sitcom fashion.
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While exceptional by himself, Brian quickly took the role of sidekick to Danny, due to Danny’s clear superiority.
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NSP may be the greatest thing to ever grace the surface of this planet, but they know that even they could improve.
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If you ever worry about how your life is going, think of Brian and rejoice.
For at least he has not killed you, yet.
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To finish up, in the spirit of Ninja Brian:
An Introduction to ‘Ninja Sex Party’
Ninja Sex Party (NSP) is a musical comedy duo consisting of Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht, commonly known as Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian.
InterRail 2010 – Part 4: Amsterdam’s Cheese
After my little stop in Köln I had finally arrived in Amsterdam, late that same evening.
I had plans to meet two of the guys I served with during my year in the Norwegian Airforce, as they were planing on traveling there to attend an A-ha concert.
Why they decided to travel all the way from Norway to the Netherlands to see a Norwegian band perform, I’ll never know. But I decided to attend the concert aswell, since I was going to be there anyway.
They were arriving the day after I did, so
I had to find somewhere else to stay
The Comedy Song Debacle
Six years ago, on my first date with my girlfriend, she asked me a question.
“What kind of music do you listen to?”
This is a really simple question for most people, but not for me.
You see, I am not that into music.
I mean, I do really enjoy music, but I don’t have that many serious musicians that I listen to.
It is mostly comedy bands, and stuff like Miracle of Sound that has a lot of references to popular culture in it.
I am a bigger fan of comedy than I am of music.
My date was
Winnie-the-Doom
Years ago, I was enjoying my regular stroll though my local shopping-mall, when I suddenly saw it.
A Winnie-the-Pooh kiddie ride!
I had never seen it there before.
As I approached it, an ominous feeling crept up my spine. The air was filled with the otherworldly scent of rotten honey, and as we all know, honey doesn’t spoil.
Naturally, I jumped on!
I enjoyed a few moments of unaware bliss before it happened.
It seemed like a rift in the fabric of reality had opened, as the plastic ‘w
illy, nilly silly old bear’ was transformed into a living monstrous beast that was trying to kill me!
This Is Norway
We are closing in on the 17th of May, the Norwegian Constitution Day, so I figured it was time to remind everyone what it is we are celebrating.
This video is from 2007, but it is as true now as it ever was.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go to eat some fish and potatoes.
The Russo Brothers’ Community
I have been writing a lot about The Marvel Cinematic Universe lately. And some of the movies that I have had the most praise for have been ‘Captain America: Civil War’ and ‘Avengers: Infinity War’.
These two movies, alongside ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ and the next 2019 Avengers film, were all directed by Anthony and Joseph Russo.
InterRail 2010 – Part 1: From Bergen to Berlin
I am continuing my project of curating my own Facebook photos, and this post is the first in a long series about an InterRail-trip I took during October in 2010.
I had just finished a year in the military, stationed quite a ways way outside of a city in the northern parts of Norway. It was cold, boring and mostly lonely.
Being stuck somewhere you don’t want to be, for the better parts of a year, really makes you want to spread your wings and experience the world.
Trading one location for many, if you like.
I started in my hometown of Bergen, Norway.
From there I travelled via Sweden and Denmark, down to Hamburg in Germany, where I stayed for the first night.
I only ever saw Hamburg in the dark, as I arrived quite late and left very early, but
the area around the train-station is one of the seedier places I have seen in my life
My 3 Favorite Podcasts
When I am doing menial labor, at work or at home, or just during my commute, I like to distract myself from the boredom by listening to funny and interesting podcasts.
Cleaning the bathroom can go from feeling like a drain on your life, to becoming a fun activity where you can laugh and learn.
Here are my three favorite podcasts right now!
Hello Internet
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