Retiring ‘SindrElf’s monthly Geeky Recipe’

Between October 2017 and October 2018, I posted one recipe based on something from pop-culture each month.

I have now decided to stop.

 

While I may still upload new geeky recipes every now and then, I will no longer have a schedule for posting them.

The schedule was responsible for a few of the better dishes, but also for the worst ones.

 

Underneath you will find links to all thirteen recipes.

Happy reading 🙂

 

October 2017 – Norwegian “Halloween Food”

November 2017 – “The Fitzsimmons Sandwich”

December 2017 – Rudolph the Red Roast Reindeer

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The Acid Zombie

I decided to make a mixed drink for this month’s geeky recipe, and it is naturally Halloween themed.

It is a slight variation on a mojito, with extra lime and mint leaves, topped with a frozen “brain” containing water and blackcurrant juice.

 

For a single glass, you’ll need to mix:

4 centilitres of lime juice

6 centilitres of soda water

7 centilitres of white rum

1 whole pot of chopped up mint leaves

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Vegan Vampire Soup

We are quickly closing in on the month of Halloween, and I wanted to reflect that in this month’s geeky recipe.

The result is a beety bloodbath of a dish, a feast fit for any vegetarian vampire, werewolf or cannibal.

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The Recipe

(Serves 2 monsters)

1. Boil two large beets for 15 minutes, or just buy boiled beets.

2. Cut a small piece off each beet, so that they are flat on the underside, and can stand still on a surface.

3. Use a knife and a spoon to scoop out each beet into a bowl.

4. Take the pieces you cut off from the undersides and insides of beetbowls, and slice them into pieces. They should look like gory meat chunks.

5. Set aside two tablespoons of diced beets, and put the rest in a small pot.

6. Add 1,5 deciliters of water and a half tablespoon of vegetable bouillon powder.

7. Bring it to a boil, then mix it all together with a hand-held blender.

8. Adjust the taste with salt, pepper and a small squeeze of lime.

9. Serve the soup in the beety bowls, and decorate with the diced beet chunks you put aside earlier.

10. Watch out for vampires!

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Pots & Pans & Portents

In 1991, just before I turned one year old, my favorite activity was to repeatedly empty the pots and pans cabinet out on the floor.

I would have to crawl into the back of it to be able to reach all the pans, then drag them out on the floor.

I am currently working as a chef, and this is where it all began.

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Quelaag Omelette

For this month’s geeky recipe I decided to make a quail-egg omelette, based on the Chaos Witch Quelaag, a Dark Souls boss.

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I have had this idea for over a year, but I had some trouble finding any quail eggs to buy.

Luckily, I was finally tipped off about an exotic grocery story, where they had piles of them!

This recipe serves two people.

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The Recipe

1. Separate the yolk from the whites of 24 quail eggs, as best you can. It is more difficult to do this with quail-eggs than with chicken-eggs, but if any yolks break just put them in with the whites.

2. Stir in one teaspoon of tomato purée and one teaspoon of sriracha sauce into the egg whites, to achieve a color and hotness reminiscent of Quelaag’s lava-spider lower body.

3. Stir in 15 grams of grated parmesan cheese.

4. Start frying the red egg whites in some butter.

5. Immediately pour the yolks carefully over the whites.

6. Place 14 halves of cherry tomato around on the omelette.

Now we have a nice-looking spider face going.

7. Fry on low temperature until everything has coagulated. Using a lid will speed this up.

8. Serve with a bit of green salad and some bread.

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Cthulhu Pasta

For this months geeky recipe I decided I would cook the cosmic horror known as Cthulhu.

That is not dish which can eternal lie, and after strange aeons even death may dine.

 

The Recipe

Serves three Innsmouthians.

 

1. Tenderise 300 grams of octopus, either by beating the crap out of it, or by freezing and thawing it.

Chop it in pieces and boil it until it is tender, for about 20 to 45 minutes.

Or just buy it tinned.

 

2. Make octopus ragù.

You can do this by using a normal bolognaise recipe, but exchange the meat with octopus.

 

3. Boil 250 grams of fresh tagliatelle pasta.

During the last few minutes of boiling, add 120 grams of chopped kale.

It is possible to replace the kale with seaweed.

 

4. Fry up 130 grams of diced smoked bacon.

 

5. Plate up, and add a few cherry tomato halves and a bit of grated parmigiano on top.

 

In his sauce of R’ag

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