4 Animated NSP Songs

Sometimes, a normal live-action music video cannot do justice to a Ninja Sex Party song.

Thank god for animation!

 

Samurai Abstinence Patrol

Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian meet their nemeses, Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry.

This was animated by Brandon Turner.

 

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

NSP has to save the world, as soon as they can get around to it.

This was animated by Rug Burn.

 

Everybody Shut Up

Danny has an erection..

It was animated by Gregzilla.

 

Peppermint Creams

This is the only unofficial video I have included here, but the animation was so imaginative that it earned it.

It was animated by Shoocharu.

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5 MSFW NSP Songs

A lot of the songs by Ninja Sex Party are quite raunchy, but here are five mostly safe for work ‘Ninja Sex Party’ songs.

 

Dinosaur Laser Fight

Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian teaches a classroom full of kids the science of dinosaurs, and how they battled robots with lasers.

The animated bits were made by Arin Hanson, aka Egoraptor.

 

Attitude City

Danny is rock as fuck, just ask his mom!

The animated bits were made by Gregzilla, and the tagging on the wall were various bits of NSP fan-art.

 

Let’s Get This Terrible Party Started

A party anthem works wonders for getting party attendees psyched!

But there needs to be an actually good party underneath it all, or the whole thing just seems silly.

For the record, I think a ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ party would actually be pretty cool.

 

Dragon Slayer

Danny tries to win over a woman, by bragging about how he defeated a mythical beast.

 

Eating Food In The Shower

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5 Raunchy NSP Songs

The comedy band Ninja Sex Party are juvenile as a rule, but these five songs are some of their most explicit.

Prudes beware!

 

You Can Do Us

NSP rocks up at the Annual Women’s Appreciation Buffet, where they attempt to inspire the attendees to achieve their goals.

To have sex with them.

 

Three Minutes Of Ecstasy

Danny Sexbang boasts about his sexual prowess.

It is all very impressive.

 

Why I Cry

Do you like sensitive men?

Danny Sexbang is the most sensitive man in the gosh darn world!

 

Road Trip

Danny almost falls in love, but instead travels across the world to bone everything in sight.

 

Orgy For One

No one showed up for Danny’s orgy, but that ain’t gonna stop him!

 

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Ninja Brian is also hanging around in these videos.

But pay him no mind, and maybe he will let us live.

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The Comedy Song Debacle

Six years ago, on my first date with my girlfriend, she asked me a question.

“What kind of music do you listen to?”

 

This is a really simple question for most people, but not for me.

You see, I am not that into music.

I mean, I do really enjoy music, but I don’t have that many serious musicians that I listen to.

It is mostly comedy bands, and stuff like Miracle of Sound that has a lot of references to popular culture in it.

I am a bigger fan of comedy than I am of music.

 

My date was 

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