Quelaag Omelette

quelaag omelette

For this month’s geeky recipe I decided to make a quail-egg omelette, based on the Chaos Witch Quelaag, a Dark Souls boss.

Quelaag-noscale

 

I have had this idea for over a year, but I had some trouble finding any quail eggs to buy.

Luckily, I was finally tipped off about an exotic grocery story, where they had piles of them!

quail eggs

This recipe serves two people.

 

The Recipe

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1. Separate the yolk from the whites of 24 quail eggs, as best you can. It is more difficult to do this with quail-eggs than with chicken-eggs, but if any yolks break just put them in with the whites.

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2. Stir in one teaspoon of tomato purée and one teaspoon of sriracha sauce into the egg whites, to achieve a color and hotness reminiscent of Quelaag’s lava-spider lower body.

3. Stir in 15 grams of grated parmesan cheese.

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4. Start frying the red egg whites in some butter.

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5. Immediately pour the yolks carefully over the whites.

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6. Place 14 halves of cherry tomato around on the omelette.

Now we have a nice-looking spider face going.

quail egg quelaag omelette

7. Fry on low temperature until everything has coagulated. Using a lid will speed this up.

8. Serve with a bit of green salad and some bread.

 

Now you are ready to take on Izalith!