In 1991, when I was one year old, my family brought me on a boat, and dressed me as a little sailor.

I was running around and enjoying myself, before eventually approaching a group of German tourists who were visiting Norway.

Naturally, I started dancing and showing off.

A little into my performance, another slightly older boy came up to me and pushed me over.

He had evidently seen all the attention I was getting, and gotten jealous.