Fantasy Clickbait

I have been playing around with a clickbait title generator lately, and I wanted to share some of the funniest results with you.

I even wrote a joke-article based on one of them, and I welcome anyone to try to write something for one of the other headlines:


5 Ways Marketers are Making You Addicted to Dragons

The Rise of Wizards and How to Make It Stop

The Future of Goblins in 2019

Why You Should Give Up Sex and Devote Your Life to The Elder Gods

7 Things Kim Kardashian Has in Common With Liches

What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Elves

Elemental Swords 101: The Essential Guide

3 Orcs Die Every Minute You Don’t Read This Article



If anyone writes an article to go with any of these headlines, let me know, so that I can link to it above.

Or if you can come up with other funny fantasy clickbait titles, I’d love to read them!